Hello! I am one of the founding members of the band "Death Cab for Cutie", but they kicked me out because I said we should just record bottle redemption center asmr instead of music. I frequently hang out with my bro CornPop even though he has several al's (allegations) and one time I spit my gum into an airplane engine before it took off and the plane crashed but that was one of the would be 9/11 planes so they gave me the congressional medal of honor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Check out some pictures of me behaving myself in public!